Legal
stuff in German only – because humor doesn’t do well in translation.
We’d
love to share our witty legal text in all languages, but some jokes just don’t
cross borders. In other languages, our club-based punchlines feel like:
- 🏃 …a marathon runner forced into a
100-meter dash – confused, out of breath, and asking “why?”
So
for all legal purposes, please refer to the original German version. Everything
else is just for international smiles. Or as we say: If it doesn’t rhyme, it
wasn’t written in German.
